Wreath Wrecks

I am sure that most of you are familiar with the web site called Cake Wrecks. Well, after my post yesterday about my beautiful wreath, it was brought to my attention how many terrible wreaths there are on Pinterest. 

Seriously the lack of effort going into some of these is hilarious. 
If you are sensitive, a nice person, or the faint of heart- you may want to walk away.

Otherwise, i bring you- Wreath Wrecks!

Unless you are Robin Thicke and this is hanging on your dressing room door at MTV's VMAs, you should be ashamed. 

 

 

Pretty sure that's the price tag dangling.

I applauded the simple effort.  Does anyone else think that looks like a cockroach to the left?

Nothing says 'Go Team' like a platinum wreath with a sprinkle of daisies.  And no, this is not what your husband meant about sharing the same interests.

 

 

Was your wreath a bit chilly hanging outside?

 

Step.Away.From.The.Tulle.

Is it bad that I actually like this one??

 

This is what happens when you don't use all the Styrofoam balls for your Solar System project and you have an extra tooth fairy lying around.

 

You feeling the joy? No seriously.  Please contain yourself.

 

 The wreath is crying out for help.  Sending out an S.O.S.

 

 

I would like to say this post was all in good fun.  We're all laughing at the wreaths, not the people behind them.  If these beauts belong to you or anyone you know, send me a photo of you holding the wreath and I will personally make you a pretty replacement.

Holla-day Wreath

So in typical fashion i am returning to blogging after disappearing for a couple of months to change jobs, take a couple more grad school classes, and travel to Dallas.  In rare form i decided to jump the gun and decorate my house for Christmas.  So much of my life has been crazy out of control, so this was one aspect that i can control, and i controlled it with glitter.

More on the rest of the décor to come later.  Today I just wanted to highlight a wreath that I had made for my front door for the holiday season.

 

 

Right now i am obsessed with natural wreaths, pine cones, burlap and fabric flowers.  The chevron and polka dot red fabric was my pop of color.  To continue with the red i added in some berries for a final touch.  Boom. 

Here's to the beginning of Happy Holidays for everyone!

-xoxoxo-

BS